Battle of the Nicknames – Malkovich and Munchkin called up

Simon Webster are the latest additions to the tour party for Argentina, with the fleet-footed winger being declared fit after a hamstring injury and Edinburgh lock (but New Zealand born) Matt Mustchin added to boost the second row numbers. Mustchin’s inclusion will no doubt raise eyebrows in some quarters – he only just qualifies on residency – but if the Kiwis prefer South Sea Islanders, then why not give us the spare Kiwis, many of whom will be sporting Scottish ancestors more likely than not… Sure, it’s not strictly cricket, but then neither is putting the ball into the scrum squint – and that happens, too.

In other news, George Graham has confirmed he will not be staying with the SRU after being largely scapegoated for the poor Six Nations showing – Alan Tait has since been re-positioned and re-hired for Argentina – and is eyeing up positions with Munster and Newcastle among others. Steve Bates, the former Borders head coach, has been installed “permanently” as Director of Rugby and is looking for a forwards coach (and a defence coach too if Tait should grow weary of his role north of the border), so Graham may indeed opt for the rough and tumble of the Premiership. He has expressed a desire to be Scotland coach one day, so best of luck George.

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3 comments on “Battle of the Nicknames – Malkovich and Munchkin called up

  1. Jonny on

    Wise words once said: Never let a prop coach the rest of your forwards.

    George Graham wasn’t very good anyway, so, slowly, a little bit more driftwood floats away.

    Gosh, I’m full of analogies today.

  2. Rory on

    He may not have got the results but he strikes me as the sort of fiery coach that might be needed to inject some heart into Scotland – with a bit more of a rounded coaching portfolio (ie not just the front row).

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