Having watched Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and England Saxons vs Irish Wolfhounds, Alan Dymock asks, “Should we rename our ‘A’ Team?”
Monday morning: a time to take stock.
If the answers to your bleary Monday morning questions are ‘Yes’ then congratulations: you are either a Russian Billionaire, a skilful Serb or a delusional Egyptian. You are most likely not a Scotsman.
Do not despair, though!
(now with update)
England Saxons team: Nick Abendanon, Ugo Monye, Ollie Smith, Anthony Allen, Matt Banahan, Ryan Lamb, Paul Hodgson, Alex Clarke, George Chuter, Jack Forster, Chris Jones, George Skivington, Chris Robshaw, Will Skinner (capt), Jordan Crane. Replacements: Andy Titterrell, Tom French, Stuart Hooper, Steffon Armitage, Lee Dickson, Adrian Jarvis, Ben Foden.
Scotland A team: Steve Jones, Mark Robertson, Rob Dewey, Calum MacRae, Roland Reid, Gordon Ross, Colin Gregor, Ed Kalman, Fergus Thomson (capt), David Young, Fergus Pringle, Dan Turner, James Eddie, Alan MacDonald, Stevie Swindall. Replacements: Andrew Kelly, Stuart Corsar, Jon Dunbar, Scott Newlands, Mark McMillan, David Blair, Jim Thompson
(Coverage is on Sky Sports 2, 7.45pm)
If you were just playing the “who’s name do I recognise” game between the two teams, you’d likely soil yourself. Indeed regular followers of Edinburgh and Glasgow might still be pushed to identify some of these chaps, where as the Saxons side is packed with guys in top form in the GP. But as Al and I were commenting the other day – and has been proven amongst otherwise dismal results for the national team over the last few years – a Scotland vs England match sees the formbook (but hopefully not the rulebook) thrown out the window. If Thomson leads the pack from the front, and RobDeweyTime, Gregor and Ross have a good game, there’s hope for us. If Banahan, Hodgson or Lamb get too much quick ball it may be curtains. Here’s hoping that the A team can keep the positive up-swing at the end of the season going.
So, 15 points. Can we really beat Argentina by that much? Without scoring any tries? With Dan Parks at 10? Not having seen the previous game yet, I can’t really comment specifically but from the sounds of it on the radio we were solid in the set piece but bullied at the breakdown, which led to slow ball, which led to, well, the usual. It’s good to see Stroker in the press with some fire in his belly about losing games we should win, and hopefully Robinson will key the back row (and Alain Rolland) in a bit to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Much like many of you out there, it seems pretty evident to me that regardless of club form or favouritism, the team don’t fire with Parko at 10 (unless we are playing England and it is raining), so it is of little use constantly shuffling the backline when the ball never gets beyond 10 or 12. Therefore I will refrain from discussing the backs. What’s the point?
Don’t forget you can catch the Scotland A game vs Argentina A in the Churchill Cup from 9.30 tonight to see if the understudies can manage what the full team have singularly failed to do, namely beat the Argies. It was a good showing from the A team to beat a stubborn and fired-up Canada on Saturday, but the lack of familiar faces in the team compared to say the England Saxons team does highlight the lack of depth we have in Scotland once you skim off the Glasgow and Edinburgh first 22s and the current crop of big name exiles. A lot of these guys have not been playing first team professional rugby this season, and although you could argue this tour will give them valuable experience, it does show that to get the results we would all love to see, Scotland needs to find a way to sustain more than just a core of about 30-40 players – once these ranks are depleted through injury or the niceties of the French club season, we are severely short of form and experience. Even the A Team coaches have been spirited away to the main team in an effort to bolster confidence, depriving our up and coming players of what would have been a valuable learning process.
Anyway, all the best. Good luck to both teams and I hope I will be proven wrong. Al and I are off to Cardiff to pay homage at the Millennium Stadium, so we may be unavailable for comment after Saturday’s match. Feel free to leave your build-up and feedback on any of the games in the comments below – don’t forget new look Oz and England are both in action this weekend too, against the Irish and All Blacks respectively.
UPDATE: here’s the team, comments below:
Southwell, Paterson, Cairns, Morrison, Webster, Godman, Blair, Jacobsen, Ford, Murray, Mustchin, MacLeod, Strokosch, Barclay, Hogg.
Replacements: Hall, Dickinson, Kellock, Brown, Lawson, Parks, De Luca.
But these guys are, to Canada for the Churchill Cup next month:
Backs: Scott Barrow (Glasgow Warriors), David Blair (Edinburgh), Marcus Di Rollo (Toulouse), Max Evans (Glasgow Warriors), Rob Dewey (Ulster), Colin Gregor (Glasgow Warriors), Steve Jones (Newcastle Falcons), Calum MacRae (Edinburgh), Mark McMillan (Wasps), Sam Pinder (Glasgow Warriors), Roland Reid, Mark Robertson (both Edinburgh), Gordon Ross (Saracens)
Forwards: Geoff Cross (Edinburgh), Jon Dunbar (Leeds Tykes), James Eddie, Ed Kalman (both Glasgow Warriors), Andrew Kelly, Alan MacDonald (both Edinburgh), Andy Miller (Exeter), Scott Newlands (Edinburgh), Fergus Pringle (Edinburgh), Craig Smith (Edinburgh), Stevie Swindall, Fergus Thomson, Dan Turner (all Glasgow Warriors), David Young (Leicester Tigers), plus one more player who will be selected later this month.
A few names I haven’t heard of I have to admit, but most of them are the usual suspects. Injuries to the main squad have I think weakened the A team’s potential player pool, but hopefully it will give the coaching staff (disappointingly not Robinson and Lineen?) a chance to blood some of these younger players in a more competitive international environment. Alan’s old pal Di Rollo sneaking in there is interesting, he could form a good partnership with Dewey in the midfield if either are on any sort of form…