Hulk Reviews The Weekend

It occurs to me I haven’t written anything about the pro-teams yet this week, and I’m really busy with work so I may not get round to it in any great detail, sorry. Next week, I promise. However, I can give you a brief rundown in the style of the Incredible Hulk:

Glasgow 22-19 Leinster

DUNCAN WEIR GOOD, DEFENCE AT SET PIECE BAD. BBC ALBA ME NO UNDERSTAND. GOOD TITLE SEQUENCE, BUT CHEAP FONT MAKE HULK MAD.

Cardiff 34-23 Edinburgh

OFFLOAD GOOD, EVERYTHING ELSE MAKE HULK ANGRY. EXCEPT TIM VISSER. GROVE TACKLE GOOD NOT GET BALL. DAN PARKS BREAKING LINE AND STEPPING MAKE HULK CHEER. BBC WALES ME UNDERSTAND A LITTLE. BUT NOT WHY THEY CALL HIM TOM VISSER.

Now go and read our very own hulking beast’s rundown of the Premier 1 action last weekend.